Golf Quotes

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

Sex is like money, golf and beer - even when it's bad, it's good.

I do not let a bad score ruin my enjoyment for golf.

Disc golf lets me forget that anything else matters. It's all about being outside in beautiful surroundings and enjoying the complexities of the game.

There's been popular players like Carlos Franco (Paraguay) and others. But golf really has had a limited exposure throughout all the Latin America countries.

We didn't talk to any of the other golf tours because we thought it was such a good idea, they would want to take it.

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful woman - and you can keep the golf clubs and fresh air.

The strength of the partners in Golf Retirement Plus lies in their ability to be creative and provide a unique variety of products. Golf Design meets such a criteria, and we are most pleased that it has renewed its commitment to PGA Professionals and Golf Retirement Plus.

Whether things really change year-to-year in golf, it's sort of a yes and no answer. I mean, there always seems to be something that gets a lot of buzz. But as with the big heads of the last few years, some golfers found that it was more like trying to swing a sledgehammer. They just couldn't get used to the size, so they decided to go a different route. Then again, you still have some companies pushing boundaries when it comes to how big the head can be. It's whatever you feel comfortable with.

Cycling is the new golf.

Mississippi has worked hard to entice avid golf-and-gaming travelers to visit our great state, because we knew if we got them here once, they would come back. The sales increases demonstrate the rising trend of visitors to Mississippi and we hope increasingly more visitors will judge our offerings for themselves.

I still love Ken, ... He really means well. He put all his shots in the golf course project. It kind of blinded him.

The Golf Channel is going to be home for 15 full-round tournaments. The viewer is going to know where to find the PGA Tour when it's not on a network. We won't have competing coverage. The British Open is on in the morning and we will be on the air later in the day.

They all provide opportunities these kids would never have like learning to play tennis, golf, fish.

Propaganda as an art form is kind of funny. Golf is funny. It just put a smile on my face.

He shouldn't have been there riding the golf carts, but I don't feel they deserve what they got.

[Hawks general manager] Dale Tallon and I have known each other for several years. We played a little golf together. We had talked about doing something like this for a while. He called me and asked me if I was interested in working with skaters. I said, 'Sure.' So here we are.

I putted like (a golf term that rhymes with 'hit' and means, um, not good) and I hit the driver every place. It wears me out chasing (the ball) every place. That wears me out.

We felt it was a good move to enhance girls golf, but we did not intend to put the (Central Board of Control) in a vulnerable position concerning Title IX.

It always feels good on the golf course.

[Technology is now an obsession, madly pursued. Quigley believes golf clubs aren't improving yearly, or even monthly. He thinks they're getting better by the week. That's why he makes sure to switch clubs faster than most players can unwrap them.] I won the first tournament this year, came in second in the next, and I don't have any of the 14 clubs I used in those tournaments, ... There's always something better. Always. I come here every day and, honestly, it's like Christmas. Like, what new thing can I have?

Nikki played well below what she's capable, but golf can be cruel like that. Sometimes nothing seems like it'll go right during a round and Nikki certainly experienced one of those days today. The most important thing is to forget about it and move on to the next round.