Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Jim Carrey Canadian Comedian More Jim Carrey Quotes 301
A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. Oscar Wilde Irish Dramatist More Oscar Wilde Quotes 122
Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything. Paris Hilton American Celebrity More Paris Hilton Quotes 71
Adopt the pace of nature: her secret is patience. Ralph Waldo Emerson American Poet More Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes 66
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. Groucho Marx American Comedian More Groucho Marx Quotes 9
A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water. Eleanor Roosevelt American First Lady More Eleanor Roosevelt Quotes 9
A woman telling her true age is like a buyer confiding his final price to an Armenian rug dealer. Mignon McLaughlin American Journalist More Mignon McLaughlin Quotes 8
When a woman is talking to you, listen to what she says with her eyes. Victor Hugo French Author More Victor Hugo Quotes 8
When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last. Helen Rowland American Writer More Helen Rowland Quotes 7
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. Oscar Wilde Irish Dramatist More Oscar Wilde Quotes 6
I was raised by a single mother who made a way for me. She used to scrub floors as a domestic worker, put a cleaning rag in her pocketbook and ride the subways in Brooklyn so I would have food on the table. But she taught me as I walked her to the subway that life is about not where you start, but where you're going. That's family values. Al Sharpton American Politician More Al Sharpton Quotes 5
No woman ever hates a man for being in love with her, but many a woman hate a man for being a friend to her. Alexander Pope English Poet More Alexander Pope Quotes 5
Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave. Martin Luther German Leader More Martin Luther Quotes 5
Mothers send strips to daughters to make a point. Daughters smack strips down on the breakfast table to make a point. My own mom sometimes cuts a strip out and sends it to me to make sure I understand her. Cathy Guisewite American Cartoonist More Cathy Guisewite Quotes 5
I always like to win. But I'm the big sister. I want to make sure she has everything, even if I don't have anything. It's hard. I love her too much. That's what counts. Venus Williams American Athlete More Venus Williams Quotes 4
A woman must have money and a room of her own if she is to write fiction. Virginia Woolf British Author More Virginia Woolf Quotes 4
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. W. C. Fields American Comedian More W. C. Fields Quotes 4
And when a woman's will is as strong as the man's who wants to govern her, half her strength must be concealment. George Eliot British Author More George Eliot Quotes 3
Bigotry murders religion to frighten fools with her ghost. Charles Caleb Colton English Writer More Charles Caleb Colton Quotes 3
I didn't want to be known as Madonna's playboy, her boy toy. Dennis Rodman American Athlete More Dennis Rodman Quotes 3
If a man walks in the woods for love of them half of each day, he is in danger of being regarded as a loafer. But if he spends his days as a speculator, shearing off those woods and making the earth bald before her time, he is deemed an industrious and enterprising citizen. Henry David Thoreau American Author More Henry David Thoreau Quotes 3
Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her? Helen Rowland American Writer More Helen Rowland Quotes 3
A man can keep another's secret better than his own. A woman her own better than others. Jean de la Bruyere French Philosopher More Jean de la Bruyere Quotes 3
A woman brought her child with an abscess in the lower part of the back, and offered as much corn as she could carry for some medicine; we administered to it of course very cheerfully. Meriwether Lewis American Explorer More Meriwether Lewis Quotes 2
To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it. Cary Grant American Actor More Cary Grant Quotes 2