Husbands Quotes

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

Of all the husbands on the earth, The sailor has the finest berth, For in 'is cabin he can sit, And sail and sail and let 'er knit.

I focused on where she was from of course, her voice and her history, her relationship with God - her religion. This was probably the strongest relationship she has had, really. She never seemed to maintain close relationships with husbands.

Ah! how annoying that the law doesn't allow a woman to change husbands just as one does shirts.

Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.

I'm always amazed when young women who are having babies want their husbands to watch the babies come out. I would never allow anything like that.

Handsome husbands often make a wife's heart ache.

Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of husbands. Remember all men would be tyrants if they could.

The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.

Our children are not going to be just "our children" - they are going to be other people's husbands and wives and the parents of our grandchildren.

I should like to know what is the proper function of women, if it is not to make reasons for husbands to stay at home, and still stronger reasons for bachelors to go out.

Many men hoard for the future husbands of their wives.

Black women . . . work because their husbands can't make enough money at their jobs to keep everything going. . . . They don't go to work to find fulfillment, or adventure, or glamour and romance, like so many white women think they are doing. Black women work out of necessity.

The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.

If women believed in their husbands they would be a good deal happier and also a good deal more foolish.

I suffered, I really suffered, with all three of my husbands. And I tried damn hard with all three, starting each marriage certain that it was going to last until the end of my life. Yet none of them lasted more than a year or two.

A father may turn his back on his child, brothers and sisters may become inveterate enemies, husbands may desert their wives, wives their husbands. But a mother's love endures through all.

All my six husbands married me for different reasons.

I don't have any gnawing guilt over contributing to any unhappiness suffered by my husbands. They were as much to blame as I was.

The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.

Just as men must give up economic control when their wives share the responsibility for the family's financial well-being, women must give up exclusive parental control when their husbands assume more responsibility for child care.