He was a wise man who invented beer.
If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant, and the cat. He has no real style. He just keeps on trying other things.
The devil is only a convenient myth invented by the real malefactors of our world.
The idea that religion and politics don't mix was invented by the Devil to keep Christians from running their own country.
The character I play is a wonderful compilation of things I hate about myself and things I love about myself and things that I've invented to make her even more interesting than me.
I invented my life by taking for granted that everything I did not like would have an opposite, which I would like.
The infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is a delight to moralists. That is why they invented Hell.
What makes cookbooks interesting is to find out about the people and the culture that invented the food.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
The word tomorrow was invented for indecisive people and for children.
In 1905 Albert discovered Relativity, in 1906 he invented Rock and Roll.
Ben Franklin may have discovered electricity- but it is the man who invented the meter who made the money.
Anyone wishing to communicate with Americans should do so by e-mail, which has been specially invented for the purpose, involving neither physical proximity nor speech.
Every perfect life is a parable invented by God.
It could be that the methods needed to take the next step may simply be beyond present day mathematics. Perhaps the methods I needed to complete the proof would not be invented for a hundred years.
Perhaps the methods I needed to complete the proof would not be invented for a hundred years. So even if I was on the right track, I could be living in the wrong century.
If a June night could talk, it would probably boast it invented romance.
They invented the All-Star game for Willie Mays.
Good taste is the worst vice ever invented.
He told me I didn't understand, that we were from the bleak industrial wastes of North England, or something, and that we didn't understand the Internet. I told him Fall fans invented the Internet. They were on there in 1982.
Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money.
There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
I invented the cordless extension cord.