Restroom Quotes

One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guy's restroom and she wasn't embarrassed at all.

Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door.

Try being my size and going into a public restroom.

The code of the road is, if there is anything to eat, eat; if there is a place to sit, sit; if there is a restroom, go.

Then (she was) dragged into a boy's restroom by a 15-year-old male student and allegedly was sexually assaulted.

It's plain and simple. You wash your hands when you're done using the restroom. Why would you not wash down the urinal?

Dogs like a kind of routine. If dogs like to use the restroom under one elm tree in the yard, think logically and don't put the swing set there. What we want to do is educate people enough that they are concerned, but not so overly concerned that they don't have a dog in the house. We want every child to have the opportunity to grow up with a pet.

I had just laid down to go to sleep and got up to use the restroom and I thought it was just like a dispute or something.

One night she went to the restroom, and when I woke up she was walking into the wall. She couldn't find her place on the floor.

I just had a baby. I was only six months pregnant and I went to the restroom and the baby is in the toilet.