Wife Quotes

Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.

When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last.

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

Choose a wife rather by your ear than your eye.

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.

That's what a man wants in a wife, mostly; he wants to make sure one fool tells him he's wise.

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

I was just talking to my wife, and I said, Now what? I got the feeling this is going to be a period of metamorphosis for me.

What I love about my wife is that she's a really strong-minded, stubborn, fiery woman. I find that sexier than anything else.

After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat.

Thank God for Ivy, his wife. She was kind of my contact person. Lindsey would tell me only so much of what he was doing. Ivy would give me the fine details.

I always wanted my music to influence the life you were living emotionally - with your family, your lover, your wife, and, at a certain point, with your children.

A lady is nothing very specific. One man's lady is another man's woman; sometimes, one man's lady is another man's wife. Definitions overlap but they almost never coincide.

Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress; when I get tired of one, I spend the night with the other.

There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

There is no greater excitement than to support an intellectual wife and have her support you. Marriage is a partnership in which each inspires the other, and brings fruition to both of you.

Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.