Advice Quotes

It's queer how ready people always are with advice in any real or imaginary emergency, and no matter how many times experience has shown them to be wrong, they continue to set forth their opinions, as if they had received them from the Almighty!

Ask a woman's advice, and whatever she advises, Do the very reverse and you're sure to be wise.

No enemy is worse than bad advice.

Many receive advice, only the wise profit from it.

Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice; Pull down your pants, and slide on the ice.

Don't offer me advice; give me money.

Give advice; if people don't listen, let adversity teach them.

I don't give advice. I can't tell anybody what to do. Instead I say this is what we know about this problem at this time. And here are the consequences of these actions.

Here's the advice Sir William Osler gave the students at Yale: "Live neither in the past nor in the future, but let each day absorb all your interest, energy and enthusiasm. The best preparation for tomorrow is to live today superbly well.".

Seek advice but use your own common sense.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

When a thing is done, advice comes too late.

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!

I am not taking sides or 'switching sides'. This is the same advice I routinely offer to other prosecutors, crime laboratories and defense lawyers.

If I were again beginning my studies, I would follow the advice of Plato and start with mathematics.

It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from "Dear Abby" instead of going to Mom and Dad.

Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.

Advice is sometimes transmitted more successfully through a joke than grave teaching.

Nobody ever seems to want my advice about serious stuff. People will be like: 'Who made that sweater?' Or 'How did you get your hair so straight?' They don't to come to me for the relationship advice or deep stuff. In fact, my little sister actually hides from me.

Generally speaking, when a woman offers unsolicited advice or tries to help a man, she has no idea of how critical and unloving he may sound to him.

To offer a man unsolicited advice is to presume that he doesn't know what to do or that he can't do it on his own.

Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married. Write down the advice of him who loves you, though you like it not at present. He that has no children brings them up well.

Larry Crowne is about as bummed out a human being as one can be when he loses his job. What he is able to enjoy is something that may not be available to everybody. But it's about the value of being willing to get and willing to give good advice.

The advice that is wanted is commonly not welcome and that which is not wanted, evidently an effrontery.

My advice, Be healthy, reach your own goals and don't be afraid to impersonate a SNL star.