Is it progress if a cannibal uses a fork?
As they say in Italy, Italians were eating with a knife and fork when the French were still eating each other. The Medici family had to bring their Tuscan cooks up there so they could make something edible.
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
One of the most important things that I have learned in my 57 years is that life is all about choices. On every journey you take, you face choices. At every fork in the road, you make a choice. And it is those decisions that shape our lives.
And that because the moving parts are a million times smaller than the ones we're familiar with, they move a million times faster, just as a smaller tuning fork produces a higher pitch than a large one.
High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.
When I was little, my mother taught me how to use a fork and knife. The trouble is that Mother forget to teach me how to stop using them!
Manners are a sensitive awareness of the feelings of others. If you have that awareness, you have good manners, no matter what fork you use.
Nothing is less important than which fork you use. Etiquette is the science of living. It embraces everything. It is ethics. It is honor.
You don't need a silver fork to eat good food.
Every country we conquer feeds us. And these are just a few of the good things we'll have when this war is over. Slaves working for us everywhere while we sit back with a fork in our hands and a whip on our knees.
If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.
Technology is a tool just like a salad fork... Each new piece of technology should be considered the same way a salad fork should when it comes to using it properly and with grace and elegance.
Can you have more than one major MISSION pervading your life? NO. That would be like coming to a fork in the road and trying to go both ways by straddling it.
Acid mine drainage cleanup is a dirty, unpopular job, but someone needs to do it. The American Fork will serve as a model that will spawn similar clean up efforts in communities across the West.
I can't get too emotional about songs about learning to eat with a fork or tie my shoe. When my daughter was born, I wanted a shared experience, music we'd love together.
Negotiating with de Valera.... is like trying to pick up mercury with a fork.
What glasses for which wine, which knife and fork -- that was what frightened them the most.
We're at a fork in the road. You have a choice. You can go out and fight or you can lay down.
Playing without the fundamentals is like eating without a knife and fork. You make a mess.
Even things like dressing, cleaning themselves, eating, handling a knife and fork are difficult tasks. For the staff and also for the patients, it's a stage of the disease where you have to support them a lot with their failing capacities.
There's a fork in the road, you can be jealous, or you can be happy. I always choose happiness. Jealousy is one of the seven deadly sins, ... If I've got two loaves of bread under each arm, why must I feel jealous of anybody? Why can't I just be happy for myself? If that's the way you look at it, then why isn't Randy jealous of David Letterman or Jay Leno? Because there's always somebody better than you. The thing is, I would rather just be thankful and live each day as if it was a gift instead of a burden. It is a burden if you're so competitive or so ego-driven that you can't live unless you make everything else dead around you.
One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree. Which road do I take? she asked. Where do you want to go? was his response. I don't know, Alice answered. Then, said the cat, it doesn't matter.