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My best friend growing up really put the bug in my ear about acting. We created this one hour-and-a-half improv play when we were 10 or 11 and performed it at the library. We just played off each other so well and had the best time doing it and the funniest part was, we wound up having packed houses, other people loved it too.

The funniest thing is when somebody says "Look I've no idea who you are but my friend said you are on a show and I just wanted to introduce myself" you know that they are lying! Those people can just get out of my way.

He has the funniest lines in the film. I am eternally grateful to him. (on President Bush).

I thought it was one of the funniest things I ever saw. The locker room is like a fraternity. The outside world can't really judge that.

America's Funniest Home Videos.

I get tons of feedback. I think one of the funniest ones I got was a priest sent me an e-mail and he said he was going to nominate me for sainthood or something like that.

It's the funniest play I've ever worked on. The title, in a way, is irrelevant to the facts and the plot of the play. It's one of three plays under the umbrella title of Damsels in Distress , which have seven parts in every show, all played by the same actors, all set in the same apartment, though they are unrelated.

It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. We still laugh about it and re-enact it. Drew can do a heck of an impersonation of the pheasant. I'm convinced the bird was just playing with them. I think he knew those two kids were never going to catch him.

It's the funniest thing, ... When they see the name 'Kennedy' on your credit card, they can't help but think that maybe I'm a Kennedy, and they treat you so much better.

Lauren is always the loudest, funniest person in the room. She enjoys talking and getting people laughing. She puts the exclamation point on everything.

Honestly, this is funny. It's the funniest damn thing I've seen in my life.

It's just the funniest show I've seen on Broadway in years. People might resist it at first because of the name, which is unfortunate, because it's simply mesmerizing. Ask my mother. She resisted going to it on Broadway right up to curtain: 'Are you sure there isn't someone you'd rather take?' Now if you ask her, she'll tell you it's her favorite show.

It's survival of the funniest -- it's like Darwinian evolution on the comics page.

To me, the funniest thing that happened was when Gene was filming the main title song on the back lot out in the rain. When they started, he was singing, and he looked great-so happy. The rain was coming down just perfectly, so each droplet seemed to have its own beat.

One of the things I'd heard a lot was, 'He was the funniest comic we've ever had here in the six years we've been open, and we never want to see him back here again,'.

Suddenly, two bystanders stuck their heads inside the frame and ruined one of the funniest cartoons ever.

One of the funniest lines we hear when we visit with people in the Capitol and talk to the decision-makers is, 'Well, the Internet has pretty much made the library obsolete.

That's the funniest thing about this. Everyone has their own interpretation, and that's OK.

He's one of the funniest dudes I've ever been around. When I think about his face, I just start smiling.

My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.

The show was written just for us. We all thought we were the prettiest and the funniest.

The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles.

I was asked about doing a nude shoot for men's magazine GQ. I thought it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard.

I think we grew up thinking that the funniest things on TV were the old, serious movies. I always liked the Marx Brothers, but the thing that always made us laugh were movies like Zero Hour. That's what inspired us.

My favorite show is America's Funniest Home Videos. People will get hit on the head and I feel bad cause I'm laughing my head off!