Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else. Will Rogers American Actor More Will Rogers Quotes 523
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. Woody Allen American Director More Woody Allen Quotes 58
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. Dr. Seuss American Writer More Dr. Seuss Quotes 7
I think it's funny, because it just goes to show how much people think they really know but they really don't have a clue what they're talking about. Julius Peppers More Julius Peppers Quotes 5
People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life. Mark Ruffalo American Actor More Mark Ruffalo Quotes 4
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. Mitch Hedberg American Comedian More Mitch Hedberg Quotes 3
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else. Will Rogers American More Will Rogers Quotes 3
If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you. Billy Wilder American Director More Billy Wilder Quotes 3
When you're out of sight for as long as I was, there's a funny feeling of betrayal that comes over people when they see you again. Esther Williams American Actress More Esther Williams Quotes 2
I'm so tired, but I can't sleep...standing on the edge of something much too deep...funny how I feel so much but cannot say a word...we are screaming inside, oh, but we can't be heard...so afraid to love you, more afraid to lose...clinging to a past. Sarah McLachlan Canadian Singer More Sarah McLachlan Quotes 2
At the end of the day it's got to be a good movie, it's got to be a funny movie, and it's got to make people think, 'Hey, I couldn't have spent my time any better.' Tom Hanks Actor More Tom Hanks Quotes 1
He's an English teacher. He thought it was pretty funny. We kind of laughed at him, not at the joke. He's always trying to loosen us up, and it helped us. Leslie Hardesty More Leslie Hardesty Quotes 1
It's only funny till someone gets hurt........then it's hilarious. Tre Cool American Musician More Tre Cool Quotes 1
It's funny with Michael ... in his first book I was his mentor and in the second I had become his tormentor. Steve Waugh More Steve Waugh Quotes 1
In hindsight, it's funny, ... At the time, it was like, 'Oh no, not again.'. Jonathan Vilma More Jonathan Vilma Quotes 1
She's very family-oriented. She's basically a happy kid, a good kid. She's fun; she's funny; she's smart as a whip. I'm very worried about her. Janet Pelasara More Janet Pelasara Quotes 1
I never burn anybody because I know exactly what I'm doing. I've never had any tragedies. I had something funny happen, though. One customer saved the wax and made a necklace out of it. Lori Perrone More Lori Perrone Quotes 1
I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand. Leonardo DiCaprio Actor More Leonardo DiCaprio Quotes 1
People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant. Ellen DeGeneres American Comedian More Ellen DeGeneres Quotes 1
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. Robert Frost American Poet More Robert Frost Quotes 1
It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified. Gilbert K. Chesterton English Writer More Gilbert K. Chesterton Quotes 1
I made a supreme effort not to do that thing that parents do, which is to bore people without children to death by going on and on about how funny their children are, so there's none of that hopefully. Jo Brand British Comedian More Jo Brand Quotes 1