Humor Quotes

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.

The secret to humor is surprise.

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance.

Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness is its poison.

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.

Sometimes the only way to make palatable that which is appalling and apprehensive is to season it with some humor.

Bob became a dear friend to all of us. We will miss Bob's laugh, his sense of humor and his fighting spirit. Our sympathy and support go out to his family and to all those who knew and loved Bob. His pioneering spirit will long live on in the fight against heart disease.

She had a wonderful sense of humor.

I don't want to start Any blasphemous rumors But I think that God's Got a sick sense of humor And when I die I expect to find him laughing.

Burgoyne, he had style, a certain charisma, and charm and humor about him.

A woman has to be intelligent, have charm, a sense of humor, and be kind. It's the same qualities I require from a man.

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.

I wore goofy hats to school and did musical theater. Most people thought I was a dork. But if you have a sense of humor about it, no one can bring you down.

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.

I liked the humor of it, I've always enjoyed a sense of humor in God and in religion and in spirituality.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too.

Whether planned or not, humor takes our mind off of our troubles.

It's the best kind of sexuality, the humorous kind. To me, humor is sexy. I never want to take myself too seriously, ever. I take what I do seriously, and I take music seriously, but it's fun.

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.

Next to power without honor, the most dangerous thing in the world is power without humor.

Even people that I agree with can do something that would be a target for a bit of humor.

Those years on the golf course as a caddie, boy, those people were something. They were vulgar, some were alcoholics, racist, they were very difficult people to deal with. A lot of them didn't have a sense of humor.