He was a wise man who invented beer.
If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant, and the cat. He has no real style. He just keeps on trying other things.
The devil is only a convenient myth invented by the real malefactors of our world.
The idea that religion and politics don't mix was invented by the Devil to keep Christians from running their own country.
The character I play is a wonderful compilation of things I hate about myself and things I love about myself and things that I've invented to make her even more interesting than me.
I invented my life by taking for granted that everything I did not like would have an opposite, which I would like.
Inspiration is a farce that poets have invented to give themselves importance.
No one has ever written, painted, sculpted, modeled, built, or invented except literally to get out of hell.
I was the shyest human ever invented, but I had a lion inside me that wouldn't shut up!
I've never quite understood why people marry; marriage is just an invented structure.
Every game ever invented by mankind, is a way of making things hard for the fun of it!
Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.
But it was this tough little character part that I was playing, a very funny little guy that I invented over a weekend, because I realized I was not contributing to the humor of this thing. And I had to do something.
Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.
Poor but happy is not a phrase invented by a poor person.
Truth exists; only lies are invented.
This is largely the methodology I've used throughout my career - that is, starting with a question as to what might be the properties of a set of compounds that could be invented which were unusual and unpredictable. Many times I've felt a bit like Columbus setting sail.
In the name of Hippocrates, doctors have invented the most exquisite form of torture ever known to man: survival.
It is quite annoying that we have to change the sound we invented just to avoid sounding like people who simply copy us, but... it is flattering and of course challenging.
Californians invented the concept of life-style. This alone warrants their doom.
Poetry was invented as an mnemonic device to enable people to remember their prayers.
Technology has to be invented or adopted.
The United States invented the Internet and it has been our gift to the world, paid for by our taxpayers. The U.N.'s desire to take that gift as a means of increasing its power must be stopped.