The only really happy folk are married women and single men. H. L. Mencken American Writer More H. L. Mencken Quotes 322
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too. H. L. Mencken American Writer More H. L. Mencken Quotes 58
Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man. Helen Rowland American Writer More Helen Rowland Quotes 8
Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary. Barry Humphries Australian Entertainer More Barry Humphries Quotes 6
It's just as hard... staying happily married as it is doing movies. Tom Hanks Actor More Tom Hanks Quotes 5
A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married. H. L. Mencken American Writer More H. L. Mencken Quotes 5
Personally, I know nothing about sex, because I've always been married. Zsa Zsa Gabor American Actress More Zsa Zsa Gabor Quotes 5
I wouldn't want to be married to me, but luckily Tom Cruise does. Nicole Kidman Actress More Nicole Kidman Quotes 4
Once you are married, there is nothing left for you, not even suicide. Robert Louis Stevenson Scottish Writer More Robert Louis Stevenson Quotes 4
I was delighted she said yes and we agreed we'd get married in Vegas to try and recreate that great week we had when we first met in January. Gary Suffir More Gary Suffir Quotes 1
If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping. Mignon McLaughlin American Journalist More Mignon McLaughlin Quotes 1
You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat. Mike Tyson American Boxer More Mike Tyson Quotes 1
Once I married Fernando, I became invisible. Esther Williams American Actress More Esther Williams Quotes 1
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. Robert Frost American Poet More Robert Frost Quotes 1
Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. John Lennon English Musician More John Lennon Quotes 1
We shouldn't have got married, really. Shouldn't have got married. Too young. Not ready for it. Roger McGough British Poet More Roger McGough Quotes 1
I got married because I fell in love with this woman. I had a baby with her because we wanted to have children. But that's not because of some philosophical ideal at all, no. Ewan McGregor Scottish Actor More Ewan McGregor Quotes 1
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. Johnny Carson American Comedian More Johnny Carson Quotes 1
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. Zsa Zsa Gabor Hungarian Actress More Zsa Zsa Gabor Quotes 1
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. Jack Benny American Comedian More Jack Benny Quotes 1
The dread of loneliness is greater than the fear of bondage, so we get married. Cyril Connolly English More Cyril Connolly Quotes 1