Married Quotes

The only really happy folk are married women and single men.

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.

Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.

I am NOT getting married.

A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.

Who wants to be married to a grandfather?

It's just as hard... staying happily married as it is doing movies.

Personally, I know nothing about sex, because I've always been married.

In married life three is company and two none.

I wouldn't want to be married to me, but luckily Tom Cruise does.

Once you are married, there is nothing left for you, not even suicide.

I married a monster from outer space.

I was delighted she said yes and we agreed we'd get married in Vegas to try and recreate that great week we had when we first met in January.

You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat.

Once I married Fernando, I became invisible.

If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.

Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip.

We shouldn't have got married, really. Shouldn't have got married. Too young. Not ready for it.

I got married because I fell in love with this woman. I had a baby with her because we wanted to have children. But that's not because of some philosophical ideal at all, no.

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.

Married people from my generation are like an endangered species!

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.