Masturbation Quotes

Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.

Intercourse with a woman is sometimes a satisfactory substitute for masturbation. But it takes a lot of imagination to make it work.

A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

What I like about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards.

The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.

Talking is just masturbation without the mess.

Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure.

Hands, the perfect metaphor for Barry Avrich's visual masturbation.

The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to dress up for it.

Self Improvement is Masturbation.

These two shows have contained scenes in which characters are shown having sex and topics such as masturbation, incest, bestiality, and necrophilia are routinely discussed.

I never did like working out - it bears the same relationship to real sport as masturbation does to real sex.

We were quite surprised to see such clear evidence, at least within the white population, that masturbation was correlated with being circumcised as well as engaging in oral sex and anal sex.