Sandwich Quotes

In the family sandwich, the older people and the younger ones can recognize one another as the bread. Those in the middle are, for a time, the meat.

Enjoy every sandwich.

Too few people understand a really good sandwich.

Sandwich every bit of criticism between two layers of praise.

Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.

I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'

It's a Tim sandwich. The meat is fresh, but the bread is moldy.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

You don't need a pack of wild horses to learn how to make a sandwich.

The small businessman is smart; he realizes there's no free lunch. On the other hand, he knows where to go to get a good inexpensive sandwich.

I say 20 words in English. I say money, money, money, and I say hot dog! I say yes, no and I say money, money, money and I say turkey sandwich and I say grape juice.

If you ever want to eat a tuna sandwich again, don't go to a tuna factory. I visited one where they had two lines: one was the human food line and one was the cat food line - and they didn't look any different.

The plastic on your sandwich really doesn't have to be made to last 50 years.

Call me All-American, but I love Ham and Cheese sandwiches. And not just any old ham and cheese sandwich... My mother's is the best. I've tried many times to make these sandwiches on my own, but it's never the same.

Saturday night is your big night. Everybody used to fry up fish and have one hell of a time. Find me playing till sunrise for 50 cents and a sandwich. And be glad of it. And they really liked the low-down blues.

My parents were vegetarians. I'd show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.

What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I'll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles. Peanut butter and chocolate I don't recommend.

I believe that if you don't want to do anything, then sit there and don't do it, but don't expect people to hand you a corn beef sandwich and wash your socks for you and unzip your fly for you.

We're looking for a tenant for an urban style deli or sandwich shop that can cater to the business crowd downtown and we want to use the upstairs as an art gallery.

I couldn't finish the sandwich, and I wanted to do something about it. We all felt bad about not eating the food we had.

If the district attorney wanted, a grand jury would indict a ham sandwich.

Sandwich came out and wrestled well today. They had the wrestlers and that's why they got the win.

Everyone loves a good sausage-and-pepper sandwich.

In a big murder trial, the sandwich is important.

There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.