Sex Quotes

Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; between 5 it's fantastic.

Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.

I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.

Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.

Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled.

Sex is like money; only too much is enough.

Sex isn't the answer. Sex is the question, yes is the answer.

Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. . .The other eight are unimportant.

Fifty percent of life in the N.B.A. is sex. The other fifty percent is money.

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

Sex is a big question mark. It is something people will talk about forever.

People will always choose more money over more sex.

Sex is God's joke on human beings.

Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.

An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.

You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

The trouble is that sex is a force of nature, and reason is not.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less.

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be.

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.