Two Quotes

There are always two people in every picture: the photographer and the viewer.

Cause and effect are two sides of one fact.

Every fact is related on one side to sensation, and, on the other, to morals. The game of thought is, on the appearance of one of these two sides, to find the other: given the upper, to find the under side.

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Good health and good sense are two of life's greatest blessings.

I never think at all when I write. Nobody can do two things at the same time and do them both well.

Time is the longest distance between two places.

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

There are only two forces that unite men - fear and interest.

When life knocks you down you have two choices- stay down or get up.

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.

Four legs good, two legs bad.

On a standard space shuttle crew, two of the astronauts have a test pilot background - the commander and the pilot.

In married life three is company and two none.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.

There are two things a person should never be angry at, what they can help, and what they cannot.

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush.

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.

I meet a lot of young people in the Midwest, and I saw what a difference a show like In the Life can make to their lives in some of these small towns where, you know, there are probably two gay people in the whole damn town.

There are two kinds of people: those who say to God, "Thy will be done," and those to whom God says, "All right, then, have it your way."

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.

There are two ways to live: you can live as if nothing is a miracle; you can live as if everything is a miracle.