I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. Mitch Hedberg American Comedian More Mitch Hedberg Quotes 58
A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water. Eleanor Roosevelt American First Lady More Eleanor Roosevelt Quotes 8
Water is the driving force of all nature. Leonardo da Vinci Italian Artist More Leonardo da Vinci Quotes 7
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend. Bruce Lee American Actor More Bruce Lee Quotes 7
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. Mitch Hedberg American Comedian More Mitch Hedberg Quotes 6
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. W. C. Fields American Comedian More W. C. Fields Quotes 6
The mind is like an iceberg, it floats with one-seventh of its bulk above water. Sigmund Freud Austrian Psychologist More Sigmund Freud Quotes 5
I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes. W. C. Fields American Comedian More W. C. Fields Quotes 4
All water has a perfect memory and is forever trying to get back to where it was. Toni Morrison American Novelist More Toni Morrison Quotes 4
Nothing is softer or more flexible than water, yet nothing can resist it. Lao Tzu Philosopher More Lao Tzu Quotes 4
All good writing is swimming under water and holding your breath. F. Scott Fitzgerald American Author More F. Scott Fitzgerald Quotes 3
The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears. Wilson Mizner American Dramatist More Wilson Mizner Quotes 3
The more I see of democracy the more I dislike it. It just brings everything down to the mere vulgar level of wages and prices, electric light and water closets, and nothing else. David Herbert Lawrence English Writer More David Herbert Lawrence Quotes 3
Evil is like water, it abounds, is cheap, soon fouls, but runs itself clear of taint. Samuel Butler British Poet More Samuel Butler Quotes 3
Water is one of the basic needs of survival of mankind and water can destroy it, too. That is the power of NATURE. But there is an even more powerful dimension of NATURE which is a blessing to humans; courage, intelligence, compassion and the power to stand again. Vikas Khanna Indian Chef More Vikas Khanna Quotes 2
Teachers are reservoirs from which, through the process of education, students draw the water of life. Sri Sathya Sai Baba Indian Spiritual leader More Sri Sathya Sai Baba Quotes 2
The fish in the water is silent, the animals on the earth is noisy, the bird in the air is singing. But man has in him the silence of the sea, the noise of the earth and the music of the air. Rabindranath Tagore Indian Poet More Rabindranath Tagore Quotes 2
The lack of water or its poor quality kills 10 times more people than all the wars combined. Loic Fauchon More Loic Fauchon Quotes 1
You'll notice that Bush never speaks when Cheiney is drinking water, check that shit out. Robin Williams American More Robin Williams Quotes 1
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." Lyndon B. Johnson American President More Lyndon B. Johnson Quotes 1
It'll stir the water up and move more saltwater into the lake on incoming tides. We need some new water to move into the lake. The tides have been abnormally low. Skip James More Skip James Quotes 1
That means when there's water on the road, turn around, don't drown. Drivers often underestimate the power of flood water. Saving your life is as simple as choosing an alternate route. Jack Colley More Jack Colley Quotes 1
With the 15-foot waves, we did get some beach erosion and high water spray on Route 5. Tony Ansuini More Tony Ansuini Quotes 1
If a man is destined to drown, he will drown even in a spoonful of water. Yiddish Proverb More Yiddish Proverb Quotes 1
My mom hates to water the Christmas tree. So because I'm smaller than her, I have to crawl under the tree to water it every year. Zachary Fernandez More Zachary Fernandez Quotes 1