Woman Quotes

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

A woman has the age she deserves.

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her.

A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.

You should make a woman angry if you wish her to love.

A woman is closest to being naked when she is well dressed.

I'm very definitely a woman and I enjoy it.

You can find women who have never had an affair, but it is hard to find a woman who has had just one.

I like being a woman, even in a man's world. After all, men can't wear dresses, but we can wear the pants.

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.

A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

A woman telling her true age is like a buyer confiding his final price to an Armenian rug dealer.

When a woman is talking to you, listen to what she says with her eyes.

I don't need plastic in my body to validate me as a woman.

Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.

The world's biggest power is the youth and beauty of a woman.

I believe a marriage is between a man and a woman.

No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.

a woman who would steal your love when your love is all you really have isnt much of a woman.

When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last.