Sex is funny and love is serious.
I'm not a very serious person. You know how they say that clowns are very funny in public and are really sad at home? I'm really kind of stupid at home and more serious in public.
Don't remember me as too nice or beautiful or funny, because then you'll be disappointed.
I tell you, it's funny because the only time I think about HIV is when I have to take my medicine twice a day.
But this show reminds me that there are other aspects to me besides the fact that I'm a funny chick.
I think Janeane Garofalo is incredibly funny, and I love Dennis Miller.
I'd so much rather people think I was funny than pretty.
I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet.
I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet.
You know, Stephen says, in the movies no one ever goes to the bathroom. They shave, they brush their teeth. He goes right at this sort of funny taboo we have about the bathroom, and he turned it into this nightmare, you know, your worst fear of what's in there.
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
I was always telling everybody that I could be funny.
You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things.
It's a funny thing about me. I don't have any interest in food most of the time now, although when I was a kid I was always hungry.
I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is, nothing is more boring, people like this. For me, it's OK. But most of my friends, at least they smoke and drink.
It's only I have seen enough of it and the funny thing is now, I know that I'm skinny, because I know there are even smaller clothes in the store. I think I'm big, when I was big, I never thought about it.
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world.
Also, in a funny way, if you have been happily married there are no unresolved areas, nothing to prove to yourself after the other dies.
And, in a funny way, each death is different and you mourn each death differently and each death brings back the death you mourned earlier and you get into a bit of a pile-up.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Polite conversation is rarely either.
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
Writing for young children I find I often use particular jokes with words and exaggerated, funny events, but some of these haunt the more complex stories for older children too.
It's funny to have become an elegant skier now. But my drive is still the same.