Marriage Quotes

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?

Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.

Marriage is the death of hope.

Marriage must be a relation either of sympathy or of conquest.

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

I believe a marriage is between a man and a woman.

Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.

No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.

I am NOT getting married.

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.

I don't see any reason for marriage when there is divorce.

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

Marriage is the highest state of friendship. If happy, it lessens our cares by dividing them, at the same time that it doubles our pleasures by mutual participation.

I think marriage and athletes is a bad combination.

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.