Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. Groucho Marx American Comedian More Groucho Marx Quotes 9
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Woody Allen American Director More Woody Allen Quotes 7
When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last. Helen Rowland American Writer More Helen Rowland Quotes 7
A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. Walter Bagehot English Author More Walter Bagehot Quotes 6
Choose a wife rather by your ear than your eye. Thomas Fuller English Clergyman More Thomas Fuller Quotes 5
I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. Rodney Dangerfield American Comedian More Rodney Dangerfield Quotes 4
That's what a man wants in a wife, mostly; he wants to make sure one fool tells him he's wise. George Eliot British Author More George Eliot Quotes 3
I was just talking to my wife, and I said, Now what? I got the feeling this is going to be a period of metamorphosis for me. Sean Flynn More Sean Flynn Quotes 3
Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasies. She used to fart in her sleep. I thought Id share that with you. One night it was so loud it woke the dog up. She woke up and went ah was that you? And I didnt have the heart to tell her. Oh! Will: She woke herself up? Sean: Ah...! But Will, shes been dead for 2 years, and that's the shit I remember: wonderful stuff you know? Little things like that. Those are the things I miss the most. The little idiosyncrasies that only I know about: that's what made her my wife. Oh she had the goods on me too, she knew all my little peccadilloes. People call these things imperfections, but there not. Ah, that's the good stuff. ~ Robin Williams as Sean Maguire, Matt Damon as Will Hunting. Good Will Hunting More Good Will Hunting Quotes 2
My body is here, but my heart is in Philadelphia, where my wife lays in a hospital bed after two knee replacements. Fred Smith More Fred Smith Quotes 1
Thank God for Ivy, his wife. She was kind of my contact person. Lindsey would tell me only so much of what he was doing. Ivy would give me the fine details. Arnie Kander More Arnie Kander Quotes 1
I find myself enjoying a deeper love than I ever imagined was possible in the form of my daughter and certainly in the union with my wife. It makes everything else, including work, which is one of the things I'm most passionate about, pale by comparison. . Benjamin Bratt More Benjamin Bratt Quotes 1
In disposing of your property by will, be sure that you do not forget God's cause. You are his agents, holding His property; and His claims should have your first consideration. Your wife and children, of course, should not be left destitute; provision should be made for them if they are needy. Ellen G. White More Ellen G. White Quotes 1
3 monkeys sittin' under a coconut tree Discussing things as they are set to be Said one to the others Now listen you two There's a strange rumor that can't be true They say man was descended from our noble race But the very idea is a big disgrace No monkey ever deserted his wife Or her baby to ruin their lives. Damian Marley More Damian Marley Quotes 1
A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. Irish Proverb More Irish Proverb Quotes 1
The husband who doesn't tell his wife everything probably reasons that what she doesn't know won't hurt him. Leo J. Burke More Leo J. Burke Quotes 1
The wife is still at the guest house at which they had originally been booked in and she is being attended to by private doctors. Leon Mbangwa More Leon Mbangwa Quotes 1
A man who is eating or lying with his wife or preparing to go to sleep in humility, thankfulness and temperance, is, by Christian standards, in an infinitely higher state than one who is listening to Bach or reading Plato in a state of pride. C. S. Lewis British Author More C. S. Lewis Quotes 1
I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer. Bob Monkhouse English Comedian More Bob Monkhouse Quotes 1
In everyday life, my wife is the most wonderful. We're in love with each other beyond belief. Christian Bale Welsh Actor More Christian Bale Quotes 1
My wife is wonderful. She's one of the people who has changed my life around... or has allowed ME to change my life around. Rob Walton Canadian Athlete More Rob Walton Quotes 1
To my three sons, Peter, Scott, and Alexander who pulled me from the 18th Century and back into the present on a regular basis and therefore made me a better person, thank you. And to my wife, who sits at the table there. Who is right about almost everything. Joseph J. Ellis American Writer More Joseph J. Ellis Quotes 1