Wife Quotes

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last.

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.

Choose a wife rather by your ear than your eye.

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.

That's what a man wants in a wife, mostly; he wants to make sure one fool tells him he's wise.

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

I was just talking to my wife, and I said, Now what? I got the feeling this is going to be a period of metamorphosis for me.

Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasies. She used to fart in her sleep. I thought I’d share that with you. One night it was so loud it woke the dog up. She woke up and went ‘ah was that you?’ And I didn’t have the heart to tell her. Oh! Will: She woke herself up? Sean: Ah...! But Will, she’s been dead for 2 years, and that's the shit I remember: wonderful stuff you know? Little things like that. Those are the things I miss the most. The little idiosyncrasies that only I know about: that's what made her my wife. Oh she had the goods on me too, she knew all my little peccadilloes. People call these things imperfections, but there not. Ah, that's the good stuff. ~ Robin Williams as Sean Maguire, Matt Damon as Will Hunting.

My body is here, but my heart is in Philadelphia, where my wife lays in a hospital bed after two knee replacements.

Thank God for Ivy, his wife. She was kind of my contact person. Lindsey would tell me only so much of what he was doing. Ivy would give me the fine details.

I thought my wife was in danger.

I find myself enjoying a deeper love than I ever imagined was possible in the form of my daughter and certainly in the union with my wife. It makes everything else, including work, which is one of the things I'm most passionate about, pale by comparison. .

In disposing of your property by will, be sure that you do not forget God's cause. You are his agents, holding His property; and His claims should have your first consideration. Your wife and children, of course, should not be left destitute; provision should be made for them if they are needy.

To my wife and son, I love you.

3 monkeys sittin' under a coconut tree Discussing things as they are set to be Said one to the others Now listen you two There's a strange rumor that can't be true They say man was descended from our noble race But the very idea is a big disgrace No monkey ever deserted his wife Or her baby to ruin their lives.

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.

The husband who doesn't tell his wife everything probably reasons that what she doesn't know won't hurt him.

The wife is still at the guest house at which they had originally been booked in and she is being attended to by private doctors.

A man who is eating or lying with his wife or preparing to go to sleep in humility, thankfulness and temperance, is, by Christian standards, in an infinitely higher state than one who is listening to Bach or reading Plato in a state of pride.

I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.

In everyday life, my wife is the most wonderful. We're in love with each other beyond belief.

My wife is wonderful. She's one of the people who has changed my life around... or has allowed ME to change my life around.

To my three sons, Peter, Scott, and Alexander who pulled me from the 18th Century and back into the present on a regular basis and therefore made me a better person, thank you. And to my wife, who sits at the table there. Who is right about almost everything.